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No Crying on the Boat Crewneck

Regular price $44.00 USD
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No Crying on the Boat Crewneck

No Crying on the Boat Crewneck

Regular price $44.00 USD

DETAILS

No crying… we’re on the boat 🚤

Lake day or river day — same rules apply 😂

This one’s for the girls who show up with snacks, drinks, and zero tolerance for bad vibes. Whether you’re on a pontoon, floating the river, or posted up at the lake house, this crewneck just fits the moment.

Featuring a lineup of the cutest boats and a fun, slightly sassy phrase, it’s made for those long summer days that turn into even better nights.

Printed on a cozy ash grey crewneck, it’s the perfect throw-on for boat rides, breezy nights, and everything after you get out of the water.

And yes — this is a Hey Jude original design 🤍
You won’t find this exact piece anywhere else.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Fun, conversation-starting graphic
  • Easy oversized fit (true to size, size up for that slouchy look)
  • Soft + cozy without being too heavy
  • The perfect mix of cute + funny

Wear it for:

  • Boat days + pontoon rides
  • Lake house weekends
  • Bonfires + sunset hangs
  • Matching with your lake crew

Because honestly… we’re not crying today 🤍

CARE INFORMATION

For best results, dry clean or hand wash with natural detergent. Machine wash on delicate. Lay flat to dry. 

SHIPPING AND RETURNS

Shipping

Orders can take 2-3 business days to process before shipping. As soon as your package has left our warehouse, you will receive a confirmation by email. 

Returns

If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase we offer returns for store credit within 7 days of delivery. If 7 days have passed since your purchase has been delivered, unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a credit or exchange.